Real Estate Humour
by: Rosalin Smith-Carr on August 2nd, 2008
These are quotes from actual letters sent by tenants to their landlord.
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“I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is falling away from the wall.”
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“In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.”
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“This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.”
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“The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?”
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“I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”